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Written by Administrator

Sunday, 09 May 2010

#1

Do you know that Garry Kasparov lost to only two machines in his life: Deep Blue and a slot-machine at the local supermarket?

#2

- I am grateful to chess for the happiest moments in my life.
- Why? You don't even know how to play it!
- I don't, but my hubby visits the chess club every weekend...

#3

Two people are playing chess, the third one is observing. Then he quietly touches one of the players on the shoulder and mildly says:
- If I were you, I would have played knight to h1
- But why, it's the dumbest move possible?!
- I know, but I said "if I were you..."

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Comments (4)

	1. Written by This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it on 17:15 09 ìàÿ 2010 ã.
	I Like all the 3 jokes but.. #2 ..If the chessplayer is a nice girl also the hubby is very happy ;-) http://www.microsmeta.com/dblog

	2. Written by This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it on 18:25 09 ìàÿ 2010 ã.
	I Like all the 3 jokes but.. Bert is playing chess with his dove Bernice. When Ernie is passing by, is asks giggling: Hey Bert, playing chess with a dove? Can she play a little bit? On which Bert replies: "She's not so good. From the 10 games she only won 2".

	3. Written by Natalia on 18:34 09 ìàÿ 2010 ã.
	http://pogonina.com Edo de Roo, nice one, I've heard it before involving dogs, cats, monkeys.

	4. Written by an enthusiast on 19:41 12 ìàÿ 2010 ã.
	an other joke 2 friends see themselves by the street and one of them says: - My wife says that if tomorrow I go to the chess match, it will take my children and it will leave me. The other friend asks to him: - And what you will do? And the other answers to him: - E4, how always! http://www.pediatek.com

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